"Hi, I'm Spokesmodel Barbie ..."

As a marketer for my company, I often receive phone calls and email from people promoting conferences, tradeshows and services for such events. But today, I received the funniest offer ever:

" ... a professional ,and [sic] enthusiastic model with extensive Tradeshow experience. I would like to extend my spokesmodeling/presenting/hostessing services to your company ...
"If you are looking to increase foot traffic, increase contact and lead prospecting, and bring people to your boooth, [sic] this is absolutely the way to do it!"

She even attached some pictures of herself. Can't you see Barbie doing this in a Toy Story movie (think Tour Guide Barbie, only in our exhibit booth)? Hilarious.